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Are you nuts Quiz!

Feelin' nutty!

Feeling peckish, what do you eat?
 
a) Fruit cake
b) Banana cake
c) Nut Cake
 
 
Handy at D.I.Y, what's your fav tool?
 
a) Hammer
b) Wrench
c) Nuts & Bolts
 
 
Sunny day at the park, which do you prefer to feed?
 
a) Pigeons
b) Ducks
c) Squirrels
 
 
You fall and bang your head, do you
 
a) Cry
b) Scratch head
c) Laugh out loud

Natural nuts are really good for you.
 
Try Almonds and Brazil nuts for a sexy mid-afternoon energy boost.

So, are you a nutter or wot?
 
Mostly (a) you are a bit of a dippy one. 
Often a fruit cake short of a picnic & abit out there with the pigeons. 
 
To feel grounded try walking barefoot in some lovely grass.
 
 
Mostly (b) you are a bit around the bend.
You often feel split between reality and the fantasies in your head.
 
To get real try a gentle yet stern head massage in the morning.
 
 
Mostly (c) Oi, your a nutta!
You often have to excercise self restraint to avoid laughing for no apparent reason.
 
Keep your nuts well oiled and treat yourself to some aromathearphy with your fav essential oil.